The La Jolla Branch of The “I Know a Guy” Consulate

The Ten Rules of the Consulate

1. I.We don’t talk about the Consulate. Unless asked nicely.
2. II.A favor given is never counted. A favor received is never forgotten.
3. III.If you know a guy, you share the guy.
4. IV.Never ask how it got done.
5. V.What happens at the consulate stays at the consulate.
6. VI.Arrive on time. Early is rewarded; late is remembered.
7. VII.No receipts. No paperwork. No problem.
8. VIII.Respect members and the house.
9. IX.Every member must know at least one guy.
10. X.The Consul’s decision is final — until someone knows a better guy.